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Quando eu digo “vai lá” não é pra você ir, animal.
At school: I hate everyone
At the store: I hate everyone
At home: I hate everyone
On Facebook: I hate everyone
At a party: I hate everyone
On Tumblr: I LOVE YOU ALL, MARRY ME
Izaya: I'm so perfect, it hurts.
Shizuo: Go to hell.
Fangirl whisper: Sexual tension.
Fandom Terms
STOP IT: No, keep on being perfect.
UGH I HATE YOU: Yes, I love you.
SHUT UP: You are flawless.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH: Good!
I'M GONNA COMMIT: Your perfection is too MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE!!!!!
GO AWAY: Don't you dare leave, oh my fucking goodness!
FUCK YOU: Fuck me.
Yaoi sex scenes:
Uke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHANN!! NNNNNGGH, AAAHHHNN UHNNNN, NNNNGHN AAAUH, NNNGH, UHNNN A-AAHN--!!!
Seme: !